Monday, June 18, 2012

Today's Off Topic: Do I look Chinese to you?

Don't you hate it when some dumb White person (you know you want to call them "dumb" even though they can talk) asks you, DO YOU SPEAK CHINESE? And you just want to say to them, "Do I LOOK FU*@!*# Chinese

You Know you want to say it. I have. And it felt good. Try it. Very therapeutic. Very cathartic.

Question, is it more irritating when the person who asks is White or Asian? You know what I mean!

Give a "thumbs up" or a "like" if you ever have! (You know you have!) Let them white folks know next time they ask, you ask back, "Do you speak German you lily white Ass Non Hispanic American?"
If you want to feel better about your own lack of focus, see my ADD writing.

A Support Group for Asians with ADD (AADD)

Do you have ADD? Were you hyper when you were young? I used to run up (the down) and down (the up) escalators over and over again squealing with delight when I was a kid. After a dozen or so cycles, the mall was closing and my mom told my siblings, "Well, I guess it's time we stop her. She's been at it for almost an hour." (I was like Speedy Gonzales on uppers.)

This is a blog, arena, forum, and safe haven for Asian Americans with ADD. If you're like the many thousands of us who can't focus long enough to be the stereotypical Asian success model and have nowhere to express your angst, give a shout out. 

Note this is a forum for us who want to focus, get a hold of our lives, and be happy with who we are. Asians with ADD (AADD) is an upbeat community whose purpose is to help each other focus enough to further our potential, whether through seeking the support of others or finding a place to relax and be our true distracted selves.

Being an equal opportunity forum, people with funny, interesting stories that resulted from their ADD are welcome to post.