Today's Off Topic: Do I look Chinese to you?

Monday, June 18, 2012

Today's Off Topic: Do I look Chinese to you?

Don't you hate it when some dumb White person (you know you want to call them "dumb" even though they can talk) asks you, DO YOU SPEAK CHINESE? And you just want to say to them, "Do I LOOK FU*@!*# Chinese?

You Know you want to say it. I have. And it felt good. Try it. Very therapeutic. Very cathartic.

Question, is it more irritating when the person who asks is White or Asian? You know what I mean!

Give a "thumbs up" or a "like" if you ever have! (You know you have!) Let them white folks know next time they ask, you ask back, "Do you speak German you lily white Ass Non Hispanic American?"

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